VENOM PHEROMONE GEL™
"Alphas will love it. Betas will hate it." - Garry
Alpha-sexual. Unapologetic. Polarizing by design.
This is Garry, If you don't know who I am, why are you here?
It has been a long road getting Venom to market. I know it has been long for you, but man, think about me, I started this years before I tried to bring it to market the first time, I think it was 2016 when I first started mentioning it to people.
I tried writing sales copy for this and much like every other time I have tried to write copy for a product, it sucked. It is hard for me to hype things up. I mean, I can do it, and it sounds exceptional, just like any other person trying to sell crap on the internet, but I don't sell crap, and I don't really want to be associated with the scammers that do. So, I'm left with hacking out something. I really just wish I could get people to try the products without saying things, but the world does not work that way.
How do you convey authenticity without hype? I have never made any of my products just to make money. When I started this journey I was just trying to make a cologne for myself.
I had made the acquaintance of a master perfumer who made her own perfumes and wrote a book on the subject. ( I'm mentioned in it.) After seeing her perfume set up at her mansion on Maui, I thought that it would be cool to create my own fragrance. This was somewhere in the mid 90s.
As I am want to do, I soon decided I had to make the ultimate cologne, with the most amazing ingredients from around the world, this brought me to pheromones, and I realized you could actually create a product that did something, not just smelled nice. I dug deep, and annoyed the hell out of various old geezer pheromone researchers who had given up on life and were trying to hide out in remote areas around the world, but that is another story.
After experimenting for quite some time, my friends began to notice what I was doing and I guess you could say they became my first product testers. My friend Frank was my first customer and biggest fan. May he rest in peace. Sadly he fucked himself to death. I'm almost exaggerating here, but not quite.
Anyway, Frank was torn between me keeping my early work a secret, or making myself rich by selling my creations as commercial products. It was finally decided that it would be our secret, and we would tell no one. As I continued to improve my alchemical processes however, Frank could not keep his mouth shut, and one by one guys kept showing up and offering me money for my creations.
Finally I had to start taking what I was doing seriously and I decided to start selling my creations on the internet. I started small on eBay and wrote just as bad of sales copy as I am doing at this very moment, but guys gave my creations a try, and bit by bit, I developed a base of loyal clients that has grown to a size that I can't even fully comprehend myself.
At the time that Venom was first supposed to be released, I lost my merchant account and could not get another one. I had sat at my desk for around 20 years growing that business and in one fell swoop, I was done. My cash flow was over. I had to ship around $30,000.00 worth of orders that I would not be paid for as the merchant provider had seized my payments.
This made me think, did I want to do this? Why do I do this? What do I want to do? I considered disappearing into the Amazonian rain forest. I like it there. I was sick of computers. The people were nice to me in the Amazon. My money would go further there. What to do?
Shit! I was going to become one of those old pheromone researchers hiding away in some remote place on the planet, the same guys I annoyed when I started my journey. How ironic.
But, my loyal clients started emailing me, "How do I get your products now, how can I pay you?" They started figuring out ways to get me paid by alternative means, in order to acquire my products. They offered to help in ways that I did not expect. Not only did I not expect it, I rejected them at first. I felt defeated, I did not want to do this anymore, but they persisted and kept trying. They told me stories of how my products had changed their lives, about how they found the loves of their lives because of my work, how marriages happened, how children had been born, businesses had been built. Story after story of how my products, and by extension, how I had helped them.
I honestly sat and cried many times because of these guys stories and their attempt to help me. If anyone is reading this and you were communicating with me during that time. I appreciate it more than you could ever know. Even if you offered to help me in some way that I did not utilize or follow up on, you need to know it mattered. I was in a dark place and every little spark of light left a trail for me to follow back to stability. I was millimeters from running around naked in the Amazon and eating giant grubs. They taste like cream corn by the way, but don't eat the head.
Good God! This s supposed to be sales copy for Venom. Yeah, I know, but my life was interrupted the last time I tried to release Venom, and it felt like something had to be said about it now that we are finally crossing the finish line of such a long run.
What is Venom? Those of you who know me, know that I tend to lean towards alpha products. I don't feel that comfort and trust is the best way to a woman's heart. Men who try to weasel their way in usually don't get to the place they thought they were going. That is an over simplification, but that would take much more time to explain and not sound like a dick.
Raw passion puts you in a better place with a woman at the start of things.
Venom is an alpha product. Yes, it is unique, as is each product I make. It is freaking hard to figure out ways to make a product that will beat your previous products.
Venom is, I believe, one of the most sexual products I have ever created. It is a heavy pheromone product that should get results unlike anything else you have tried. Hopefully even exceeding my own products. Will it be for everyone? No, it is not a joke that guys who lean towards alpha are going to enjoy it much more than betas, unless you are done being beta and are willing to walk the path of growth. You know put your toes in the fire and quit being afraid and depressed.
Life is either a great adventure, or nothing at all. Do not live small in your own life!
Venom is a tool, a good tool, use it like one, to build a future you want to be in.
I told you I was bad at sales copy. Venom will just have to speak for itself, it will have it's own voice after guys start using it. Here, on this page is where it comes into reality, and takes on a life of it's own. For you guys that are here for this piece of time and history, Thank you, and good luck on your adventures.
-- Garry
Liquid Alchemy Labs
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Then maybe VENOM was made for you. There's only one way to find out.